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@ThisWeeksCoin
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
April 30, 2014, 04:27:33 PM
#21
Quote from: otrkid70 on April 26, 2014, 09:29:26 PM
What comes into your house every day and twice on a Sunday?
Let me guess..
It's the sun 7x + Sun+Day
So, it comes 7 days a week, plus one time on the Sunday?
So, it's Sun?
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 04, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
#22
Catch-22: A situation in which someone is in need of something that can only be had by not being in need of it.
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 04, 2014, 11:30:38 PM
#23
Quote from: DAYAGO on April 30, 2014, 04:26:13 PM
Here's one:
If Pinoccio said "My nose will grow now!". What would happen???
His nose will not grow. What Pinocchio states is a prediction, which can be neither true nor false at the time it is stated.
An economy based on endless growth is unsustainable.
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 04, 2014, 11:31:51 PM
#24
Quote from: Mr G on May 04, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
Catch-22: A situation in which someone is in need of something that can only be had by not being in need of it.
You mean, like the Philosopher's Stone in HP1?
An economy based on endless growth is unsustainable.
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 04, 2014, 11:35:13 PM
#25
You're on a roll....
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 05, 2014, 12:11:11 AM
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 05, 2014, 06:54:55 AM
#27
Quote from: Hazir on May 05, 2014, 12:11:11 AM
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 05, 2014, 07:04:42 AM
#28
Stop me if you heard this one before.
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The jeweler brings out one ring only, then asks all three guys will this do, of which all three were elated and said yes.
Sans the obvious adjustable-size ring, what did the jeweler show the guys?
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 11, 2015, 12:37:08 AM
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Re: Does Anybody Know Any Good Paradoxes or Riddles?
May 11, 2015, 12:46:55 AM
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Quote from: Hazir on May 05, 2014, 12:11:11 AM
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