Unix sysadmin/hosting/scripting/dba

[altcoinhosting]

Hi Guys,

I'm new to bitcoin, and would like some BTC in my wallet so i can experiment.

My experience:
- i run 3 LAMP server (debian, ubuntu and CentOS), hosting about 30 domains since 2011.
- i have written several php/mysql applications for my previous employer's intranet that are not pretty but completely functional (including some pretty complicated applications). I'm NOT a designer. You'll need a design in case you want a pretty website for your enduser.
- i'm currently working as a AIX sysadmin for about 6 months now
- i'm skilled in database design, data warehousing, basic database management (creating scheme's, normalizing, query optimalisation,...). I know (in different degrees) how to manage Oracle, mysql, mssql, postgresql, db2 (and M$ access, in case you want to call this a relational database).

Things i can do:
- hosting (my 3 servers run at 30% load, i have 3 for redundancy reasons, not because i use 3)
- php/mysql scripting
- unix troubleshooting
- Perl scripting
- relational database design
- database troubleshooting
- query optimalisation and creation
- script installations (about 20 of my 30 domains run wordpress, i'll give you a great deal for wordpress installations, troubleshooting, moving,...)

My portfolio:
Since most of my projects were on my previous employer's intranet, it's kind of hard to show them here. My other projects are NSFW. If you'd like to see server stats or some NSFW samples of scripts i wrote, send me a PM!

My fee:
- depending on the task (hourly rates or fixed fee, altough i won't work for free), I always use no-cure-no pay (if i dont fix your problem, or you're not going to use the script i wrote, you don't have to pay). PM me if you have questions!
- Fee payable in BTC or any Altcoin that is on a respectable exchange. Prices are always negotiated in USD, so we use the current exchange rate at time of payment to calculate the amount of BTC or altcoin.

Security:
I know i'm a junior member of this forum, so i cannot expect you guys to just send me BTC. If you're a senior member with a good reputation, i'll do the job and you can pay me when it's finished. If you're not a senior member, or i don't like you reputation: we can always use an escrow service (split-fee).
Offcourse, if you use my hosting for a project, you can always pay me afterwards (if you don't pay, i can just kick you off the server ;-) ).

PM me if you're interested!

[altcoinhosting]

Nobody?

I want some BTC to start experimenting, so i'll add following services:
- Adspace on my NSFW websites, i've got several thousand unique visitors a day , about 80% SE, 15% non-blindlinked traffic from quality sites, 5% mixed...

PM if interested in advertising, webhosting, scripting, script installation, system administration, all database problems... No cure no pay ;-)

[Cryptowatch.com]

Hi mate,

you should be patient. This part of the forum is a bit difficult to be visible in. I think it would also be a good idea to be able to link to a project or two of yours, perhaps even one of your NSFW-projects, but with a good warning. Most people easily click on a link, but won't take the hassle to send you a pm to get to see some of the work you've done.

Once you've got your first cryptocurrency project it will roll from there. Another idea could be to look around for people searching for help associated with your skillset and pm them directly.

Good luck!

[altcoinhosting]

Thanks for the tips!

In case somebody wants to peek at my previous work:
Note1: As i said before i'm NOT a designer... All scripts work smoothly, the databases are wellmade, but my GUI's look like sh*t.
Note2: As said before, most of the links below are NSFW!!!
Note3: As you can expect, a unix sysadmin making pr0n sites hides his identity (most of the time). I'm not obsessed with anonimity, but i would appreciate if you start looking for my real identity (and succeed in finding it), you keep it to yourself...

my blogs look like http://www.whipp3d.com . On these blogs, some scripts like the banner rotator were written by myself
my blogHOST: http://www.logxxx.com/webmasters/subscribe.php . 95% of the code is written by me. Only the WYSIWYG en CAPTCHA were open source/licenced
my hot-or-not: http://gfsnude.com/ . 100% of the code is written by me
my tube site: http://ponr.mobi/ (NOT written by me... Altough the script is no longer supported, and i had to rewrite several parts of it to get it running properly on newer versions of apache/php/mysql)
i even regged a small domain a couple days ago: altcoinhosting.com (as you'll notice, it's an open source design, and an opensource shopping cart, coupled with the coinpayments gateway).

I have 25 domains, and several subdomains, i can provide a full list in PM if somebody cares (most of them are wordpress sites like whipp3d.com tough)...

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