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[Gleb Gamow]

SpaceX is so badass... it's going to come down and hover, lighting Elan Musk's cigar, pause while he gives it a pat on the ass while tap dancing on its fins, then take off again and blow the shit out of every asteroid that threatens Earth for the next 1,000 years.

At that point, it will have spent half its fuel.

Then, it will come back to Earth and fly around installing solar panels and planting trees everywhere, saving the planet from pending doom.

When it's nearly out of fuel, it will finally land on stage of the Max Keiser Show, Satoshi Nakamoto will pop out and dance the Merengue with Stacy Herbert while Max masturbates in SpaceX's fuel cell giving it enough energy to restart the process all over again for the nearest Class M planet in dire straits.