BTC Spammed, then CNY halts trades, then NYSE halts, now senate.gov lost SSL

[d4n13]

Things are looking kinda spooky.

BTC: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3cdhtx/holy_smokes_50000_unconfirmed_transactions_and/
CNY: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3cj8mr/eli5_whats_happening_to_chinas_stock_market_and/
NYSE: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/3ck85t/nyse_suspends_trading_in_all_securities/
Senate: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3cl5g7/nyse_glitched_now_https_senategov_down/

Should I look for black helicopters and put on my tinfoil hat?