Maybe it's Satoshi...
No, he certanly wouldn't be depressed, jesus, he wrote the future!
Anyway this is amazing:
Someone who can tolerate social gaming companies like Zynga, GREE, or Mobage.
norinori2222 doesn't sound so very depressed. She just came to a realization and is trying to avoid a premature midlife crisis. Actually, she sounds like my kinda gal but unfortunately I fail 6--9 conditions and probably would lose out on another two which probably should be mentioned - to wit: I don't live in Japan and already have a SO.
Problem, though, is that she's approaching the situation with a very analytical mindset - get as many approaches as possible, filter them, then (presumably) trial and error until one solution works. I'd be willing to bet that anyone that satisfies her 28/30 conditions will turn out to be unsatisfactory for other reasons, and the one that is (could be) satisfactory overall will fail quite a number of her conditions. The configuration space of humans has much more than 30 dimensions!
She should write a blog about her progress. It would unquestionably be a hit.