The Church of Satoshi and LDC Welcomes the Halving!

[crazy_rabbit]

Blessed be thy blockchain!

[greyhawk]

Our Satoshi in Oblivion,
Hashed be thy block!

Your Bitcoin cometh,
your transaction be done,
on Earth as it shall be on Bitsatellite.

Give us our daily bitberries,
and forgive us our scams,
as we have forsaken our creditors.

And lead us not into debt,
but deliver us from the taxman.

[bitstarter]

*bows down * to the great Satoshi.

[crazy_rabbit]

What? No end of the world? We're all still here? Crap. Okay, new time frame for the apocalypse: 208 weeks. :-)

[keystroke]

Our Satoshi in Oblivion,
Hashed be thy block!

Your Bitcoin cometh,
your transaction be done,
on Earth as it shall be on Bitsatellite.

Give us our daily bitberries,
and forgive us our scams,
as we have forsaken our creditors.

And lead us not into debt,
but deliver us from the taxman.

Awesome!