BITTER MUCH? 17 LOL DEFINITIONS OF LOVE ON URBAN DICTIONARY
According to Urban Dictionary, love is:
1. Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing. – Anonymous
2. Either a horrible disease or a blessing. – antigamer.com
3. Nature’s way of letting you know that even when you're happy you can still feel extreme pain. – james:P
4. A widespread incurable disease which is known to affect the mind and sometimes the body. Symptoms may include: Affected judgment, lightheadedness, eye-watering, chest pains, and increased need to be with the person who infected you. Is known to be highly contagious and can be deadly. – The Morgan Hammond
5. Being lame together while not caring about what other people think. – nikachu(:
6. The most noble dementia. – Sun Tzu
7. A cursed disease that will always be incurable by any man. It is also, ironically, "evol" spelled backwards. – Alex T.
8. A human emotion caused by a chemical imbalance of serotonin in the brain. – Krinkles
9. [A] rare psychological malfunction caused by an undetermined amount of interaction with another person. – Pyrotek
10. A wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. – Anonomousssss lover
11. Being broke together. – JasperFSC
12. A vile insidious curse that plagues all man kind. – Philip Hornsby
13. A form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world. – EmileeeJayne
14. That stupid thing your heart does when it won't listen to your brain yelling at it to shut up. – stuckonnatalie
15. An evil, evil thing that causes you to do and say things that can possibly embarrass you. – Champ Miller
16. The treacherous side-effect of procreation. – tekmonster
17. A socially acceptable form of addiction. – PsychoPsyche
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