Most of coins correspond to their name, i.e. they're trash, although they are exceptions. Apparently a lot of people hope that they they will be lucky with one of those altcoins, i.e. that they will profit (similarly as they could, if they had bought Bitcoin in time). There are a few names that are suited for the role that their coin was 'in', either using the word 'digital' (or something similar) or having a 'humoristic' aspect behind them (e.g. dogecoin).
I think you're worrying about names way too much. A coin isn't about the name but what the service entails.
OP is not worrying anything; he made an assertion that the coin names are ridiculous, which they are.