» Bitcoins can be hyperinflated in substance
Perhaps I'm misunderstanding what you are saying. In what way can bitcoin be "hyperinflated in substance"?
» Bitcoins can never be the most saleable good
Perhaps I'm misunderstanding what you are saying. In what way can bitcoin "never be the most saleable good"?
» Bitcoins cannot account for the regression theorem
Regression Theorem? Perhaps I'm misunderstanding. It seems to account for it, doesn't it?
» Bitcoins are the equivalent of token money
Isn't all money the equivalent of token money?
» Bitcoins are the opposite of anonymous
This is somewhat true. Bitcoin is not anonymous by default. It takes a significant effort to use bitcoin and maintain true anonymity. Of course, many forms of electronic payment succeed just fine without true anonymity (banking, paypal, credit cards, etc.)
» The USD price of a bitcoin has been rising in an unsustainable fashion, the only thing missing being a blow-off top
Certainly it has been rising, but how do we know if it is unsustainable? Maybe it isn't, maybe it is, only time will tell.