Dash Nation Civil War

[DrkLvr_]

Dash

[Dash Nation]

I hope you come back to Dash soon TheDashGuy - that is your name after all lol  

Don't worry, he's back now.

TheDashGuy just can't quit the #DashNation because he loves it when Daniel, kot, and yidakee take turns shitting on him.    

[stealth923]

I hope you come back to Dash soon TheDashGuy - that is your name after all lol  

Don't worry, he's back now.

TheDashGuy just can't quit the #DashNation because he loves it when Daniel, kot, and yidakee take turns shitting on him.    

haha I know - I knew it was a joke on XMR the whole time and they fell for it.....idiots

[iCEBREAKER]

TheDashGuy just can't quit the #DashNation because he loves it when Daniel, kot, and yidakee take turns shitting on him.    

haha I know - I knew it was a joke on XMR the whole time

Is there a way to tell when TheDashGuy is actually being honest, or is he always dishonest?  Or just always high as a kite?

This seems to be written in a rare moment of sincerity:

Dash is broken, and has an identity crisis.

http://www.thedashguy.com/2016/02/05/dash-is-broken-and-has-an-identity-crisis/

Dash has an identity crisis. The community is broken, spirits are beaten down and everyone is divided and clueless about the direction in which they should be heading, in the long run.

Everyone who lacks the capacity to see so far into the future that they accept cheap monetary gains instead of unleashing Dash onto the world with their efforts instead of their wallets. Up until 2 days ago, Dash was on board with( possibly still is) Transform PR, a Public Relations firm that has previously done business with other “altcoins” and had very little to show for it.

Some people even say they are just a bunch of great salesman who prey on these smaller altcoins promising the land of riches and fame while only supplying out dated marketing techniques and a bloated approach to PR.

This is not 2002, we have this thing called Dash which is essentially a fuckin skynet of crypto and we are doing what with it? We are hiring a goddamn PR company to fix our broken spirits. And satisfy the majority of people who are yearning for short terms profits.

Moar like "TheDashGuy is broken and has an identity crisis." 

[Spoetnik]

Doesn't anybody care Evan has a serious coke problem tho?

Depends.. are *some* coke problems non-serious ?

[rangedriver]

It's not just a Coke problem. It's the entire machine.

[TechorMarketing]

I have a big write-ip prepared for tomorrow as well, you guys are going to ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! It's going to be all about Monero and Dash and it's getting its very own thread here and everything! Just gotta polish it up, finish adding some images, its going to be killer bro!

After reading your much anticipated write-up my conclusion is that you have harmed yourself more than anyone else:

"With that being said, I am a 26 year old crypto enthusiast who's been into Bitcoin since mid 2011 if I can remember correctly.. it's been far to long honestly and I had hope of Bitcoin passing the moon by now....but here we are!

I have always been a guy who likes to push the envelope since I was a youngster, from running the woods with my hand-carved stave that said "faster than a cheetah", to my years spent skipping class in middle school to play Final Fantasy 7 (still my favorite game ever), my choice to dropout of highschool."

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@thedashguy/thedashguy-is-on-steemit-aka-the-new-reddit-aka-decentralized-social-media-aka-hell-yea-finally

Instead of taking the time to learn from research papers written by PhDs (https://lab.getmonero.org/), this typical DASH user and high school dropout decided to scam those who were attempting to help him:

And I hope after reading this the Monero trolls will calm their asses down...because the only reason this story is being written is out of the pure hilarity of it. Otherwise I would have just kept it to myself and giggled all the way to the bank!

Anyways, I'm not the best writer as you can see, so I will just jump right in to the funnies and life lessons.

TheDashGuy,

With all due respect you may have successfully gained 300 XMR in your confidence game, but it is you that missed an important lesson here:

Lao Tsu said "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

You just stole a few fish in the middle of a fishing lesson. Eat well now because you are setting yourself up to be hungry for life.

[Spoetnik]

@TechorMarketing
Ya but he's gettin' them sweet 1 dollar donations yo !!!111

[Hueristic]

Looks like I called a spade a spade.

[raphma]

i still cant understand one thing:
will TheDashGuy change his nickname?

[iCEBREAKER]

No new votes for a while; this is the apparent community consensus:

Dash will fail and the project will end    - 43 (53.1%)

Any objections to lock the polls and/or thread?

The results are unlikely to change by much, because Dash hasn't (and probably will never be) fully recovered from its Civil War.

TheDashGuy humiliated the entire community, and is still making (painfully true) snarky remarks about how much better at running the youtube Mandy is than DaoOfSpamtoshi.