I will take credit for the expansion of the massage business. We need 2.5 btc.I can provide photos of documents, links to an account in Facebook and Twitter.
pledge leave a credit card
i will say to leave all of this and find something more valid here to offer.
alt coins is the #1 collateral here. you can check here what else is valid :
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=577765.msg6311902#msg6311902edit : KWH is faster than me...lol