Cube Earth

[Gleb Gamow]

I believe that the Earth is a cube having six [relatively] flat sides where the population of all six sides don't communicate with one another, at least the side we live on hasn't yet communicated with any of the other five sides. The center of Cube Earth is hollow made up of portals that may or may not currently be in use as the only way to transport between the other sides. All six sides have their own sun (or suns), moon (or moons), stars, etc. Except for the Lizard clan populating one side, the inhabitants of the other four sides look basically like us.

Post your thoughts below and, as always, users with embedded sig campaigns are welcome to participate.

[Actualiteit]

I for one reject you notion of a 6-sided cubeworld. It would simply be impossible to have a full cube, one side is most likely to be a gravity sink. The gravity sink would be what keeps the portals from breaking down as AFAIK the Lizard Clan built these portals on the concept of gravitational teleportation of molecules. What these portals do is create a "personal" micro black hole, through which your body will be transported to your place of destination.

Now because we have not yet communicated with our brothers on one of the other sides, we still do not have the tech available to ensure that our molecular structure will not be torn apart in the teleportation process. To acquire this tech we must find a way to reach out to the lizard clan. I suggest we sacrifice 500.000 female virgins to the moon, and 10.000.000 chickens to the sun. I've heard the Lizard Clan thrives on zero-gravity vacuum grilled chicken.

Our next dilemma would be to share or not to share our newly acquired tech with the peoples of the other 4 sides of the Cube. For this I advise to send out an exploratory and diplomatic mission to asess the capability of these people to use our tech for the good of all living on the Cube.

Even though I do not carry an embedded sig campaign, I hope this discussion will be able to make use of my hypothesis.

[Gleb Gamow]

I for one reject you notion of a 6-sided cubeworld. It would simply be impossible to have a full cube, one side is most likely to be a gravity sink. The gravity sink would be what keeps the portals from breaking down as AFAIK the Lizard Clan built these portals on the concept of gravitational teleportation of molecules. What these portals do is create a "personal" micro black hole, through which your body will be transported to your place of destination.

Now because we have not yet communicated with our brothers on one of the other sides, we still do not have the tech available to ensure that our molecular structure will not be torn apart in the teleportation process. To acquire this tech we must find a way to reach out to the lizard clan. I suggest we sacrifice 500.000 female virgins to the moon, and 10.000.000 chickens to the sun. I've heard the Lizard Clan thrives on zero-gravity vacuum grilled chicken.

Our next dilemma would be to share or not to share our newly acquired tech with the peoples of the other 4 sides of the Cube. For this I advise to send out an exploratory and diplomatic mission to asess the capability of these people to use our tech for the good of all living on the Cube.

Even though I do not carry an embedded sig campaign, I hope this discussion will be able to make use of my hypothesis.

Actually, I've thought of that (in bold), hence firmly believing that our Cube Earth resides in a giant mayonnaise jar filled with æther.

[Actualiteit]

æther is what would fuel the initial teleportation of individuals. As the Lizard clan would not be able to use pure gravity and anti-gravity for these portals they would have had to come up with a system that converts the æther into energy. Gravity would then convert that energy into dark matter so that at least the central portals could be used by the Clan.

Now to further understand what influence the "other" sides of our world have we need to look further into the ancient sagas of the Lizard King. We all know that these portals were constructed over 50 million years ago by the proto-Lizard Clan. Not being used for over 49 million years, these portals were the center of the myths and sagas of every "side" of our world. As soon as the Lizard Clan was able to fully activate the portals the ice age happened on our "side".

Conclusion is that these portals release some form of "cold" matter onto our side. As we all know our side has been warming up rapidly the last few decades. This must mean our portal is in a state of degeneration, and we should be urging all of our scientists to rapidly start up projects to research a solution to this problem.

Going back to this "cold" matter, which must be some extract of the mayonnaise within our jarsystem. How did this mayonnaise end up in our jarsystem? we must find out as the Hubble telescope has not yet discovered any other jarsystem with the same matter as ours.

[notbatman]

I've found this ancient meme crafted by the editors at the Huffington Post. I'm unsure of its meaning or context but I'm gonna go ahead and submit it to this thread.

[Spoderman]

I for one reject you notion of a 6-sided cubeworld. It would simply be impossible to have a full cube, one side is most likely to be a gravity sink. The gravity sink would be what keeps the portals from breaking down as AFAIK the Lizard Clan built these portals on the concept of gravitational teleportation of molecules. What these portals do is create a "personal" micro black hole, through which your body will be transported to your place of destination.

Now because we have not yet communicated with our brothers on one of the other sides, we still do not have the tech available to ensure that our molecular structure will not be torn apart in the teleportation process. To acquire this tech we must find a way to reach out to the lizard clan. I suggest we sacrifice 500.000 female virgins to the moon, and 10.000.000 chickens to the sun. I've heard the Lizard Clan thrives on zero-gravity vacuum grilled chicken.

Our next dilemma would be to share or not to share our newly acquired tech with the peoples of the other 4 sides of the Cube. For this I advise to send out an exploratory and diplomatic mission to asess the capability of these people to use our tech for the good of all living on the Cube.

Even though I do not carry an embedded sig campaign, I hope this discussion will be able to make use of my hypothesis.

Gravity doesn't exist! You guys are so dense. Do I have to make memes of you and cocks? Gravity is just a THEORY and not a fact. No one knows how it works so why would you. Everyone knows the earth is flat .. on each side and there are patrol boats keeping us from getting close to the edges.

One of these portals or tunnels was drilled into by the Russians. That's why they stopped drilling, they were told to stop by the world president, Donald Trump Jr. His dad is just a shill to keep attention away from the real world politics.

[Gleb Gamow]

I've found this ancient meme crafted by the editors at the Huffington Post. I'm unsure of its meaning or context but I'm gonna go ahead and submit it to this thread.

ICESE (International Cube Earth to Space Exploration) just release their 314th  ( @ notbatman) meme in hopes of garnering support to visit the ancient meme above.



@Actualiteit: Apologies for not commenting on your submissions because you nailed it, thus anything I try to add to your insight would lessen its affect. That said, are you interested in being the president of The Cube Earth Society?

[Actualiteit]

I am honored. During my inauguration I will promise to direct all funds towards restoring our innerworld portals, thus restoring relations with the Lizard-Clan and all other peoples of the Cube.

[Spoetnik]

naw.. Gamow's
I think it's a Triangle like in the old game Qubert.

[Gleb Gamow]

naw.. Gamow's
I think it's a Triangle like in the old game Qubert.

I knew I should've made this thread self-moderated so to weed out them weird Qubert-Earthers.

I am honored. During my inauguration I will promise to direct all funds towards restoring our innerworld portals, thus restoring relations with the Lizard-Clan and all other peoples of the Cube.

Checkout the Lizard-Clan's favorite dance group: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXFWjZO8GhE

[Hydrogen]

Would it be ok if people referred to cubed earth believers as 'blockheads'?

 

[Gleb Gamow]

Would it be ok if people referred to cubed earth believers as 'blockheads'?

 

As long as them weird Qubert-Earthers don't resort to referring to-cum-dissing us with ...