Joke Factory: Laugh It Out With tosmartak

[tosmartak]

  Welcome! Ready? let's start!! Please note that you can always share your jokes too. Let's have some fun!

John was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work"

[tosmartak]

Application Letter

I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at your company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.

Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying.

Find attached his obituary"

[tosmartak]

Jojo and Jaja were trying to light a match.

He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away.

He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it.

Jojo struck the third one and it lit up.

“That’s a good one!” he said, blowing it out. “I'm gonna save it!”