It's time to solve this the old school way

[thejaytiesto]

Scaling Bitcoin 2017 Boxing Tournament

Given lack of consensus, there will be a fight of 12 rounds on 5 different weight divisions.

The fighters can be devs and big pocket supporters, and also miners.

The winner with the most KO's or scored points of the overall 5 different weight divisions win.

Winners take it all: the opponent BTC holdings and ASIC machines.


Lightweight division:

Matt "Bluehairdo" Corallo:


vs

Jihan "Jihad" Wu



Welterweight division:

Adam "I almost invented Bitcoin" Back



vs

Gavin "CIA" Andressen



Middleweight division:

Nick "The Iceman" Szabo



vs

Roger "Soros" Ver



Cruiserweight division:

Greg "The Big G" Maxwell:



Peter "InflationCoin" Rizun:



Heavyweight division:

Whalepanda:

vs



The PBOC Ultimate Mining Machine:



Scaling Bitcoin 2017: Turn down the ASICs, put on the globes.



Order your tickets today

[manselr]

 

They would need some months of training. I would pay see this for sure. Unfortunately Buggy Unlimited team got Ver which has some background in judo but that is pretty useless in boxing and Nick Szabo looks like could take some punches, I think he could win with some training.

Whalebear can for sure crush the cheaply manufactured chinese mining robot. Not sure about the rest. Peter Rizun looks like he works out.

[BrewMaster]

there is a third option you forgot.

"bitcoin prevails as is, as satoshi intended to and as it has been running very smoothly and very successfully for 8 years."

it is at the very least an option, a possible one at that.

p.s. fun topic though