How many Tor users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[raze]

... Only a few, but you’ll never know who did it.


A Tor user walks into a bar, the bartender says “who are you?”
 
I used Tor last night and now my wife says that she doesn’t even know who I am any more.

Courtesy of http://slifty.com/2012/08/a-tor-of-the-dark-web/

[mprep]

Not bad. Not bad at all  . If you find any more of these that are as funny as your original post, write them here.