Been on this board for a long time, but haven't been very involved in crypto.
I would like to request a loan of .05 btc for trading purposes, to be paid back at .075btc within two weeks.
I offer my account as collateral, as I do not possess any cryptocurrency yet.
Thanks for your consideration. I hope we can do business!
Nope, you will not get any loan with your account as collateral. That isn't even worth a satoshi. Lock this thread before anyone tags you red and if you do care even an ounce for that account.