YouTube @ 78sux -> 45rpm: Help a rummy out

[ELI85]

the file: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsa6gukwujQ
the mission: make it not suck by playing  it as a 45rpm record(bigger, skinny-er "disc"er- protocol?)(like some drunk guys may have done on a roadtrip from way up in the hills of Colorado, taking chicks across the state of mind to Denver.... Colorado, and then precitated to onwax the groovedest medium of our [cough],....excuse me?...

Sorry
So anyway, can YOU do it?

Trust me
You'll love it