Josh walks into a bar...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Josh: Is the beer brewed yet?
Bartender: Making beer is hard.
Josh: This is ridiculous!
Bartender: I feel your pain. We now sell the hops so you can make your own beer.
Josh: I'll take a bushel.
Customer: Unfair! I've been waiting for beer to be made with that hops for almost a year.
Bartender: What an idiot! The hops I'm selling to Josh is not the core ingredient for YOUR beer. But if I we're selling yeast, that would be a different story.
Josh: Where can I buy some yeast?
Bartender: Luck for you I own this other company...
Customer: When does it end?
Al the Alpaca: When Sonny says so!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Josh: There you go again! Fuckin' lying your ass off. If you had one functioning brain cell in that thick...
Bartender: Dude, dude! You know you don't need to vocalize what you're typing in some forum, don't you?
Josh: Sorry, dude! What's my queue position again for that yeast ordered I've been waiting on for awhile now.
Bartender: You know what! I don't need your type as a customer. Here's your refund, and consider yourself banned for life in the ability to place orders in this here fine bar, though you're more than welcome to hang around.

[RichG]

Josh: Alright! I'll give you an ASIC in 12 months if you don't ban me.
Bartender: It's a deal.

12 months later:

Bartender: So, Josh, where's my ASIC at?
Josh: Umm.... It doesn't exist yet.
Bartender: You are officially banned from USD/Alcohol exchange. You are not allowed to trade. You can hang around here, though.

[cryptopi]

so true; it's like a portal into real life

[mprep]

so true; it's like a portal into real life

Why? I'm confused after reading this thread...