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June 08, 2013, 03:29:02 PM |
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So, on my chopper after having a few at the local pub, pull out and almost crash into a guy on an elephant!
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laughingbear
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June 08, 2013, 03:30:48 PM |
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automatically your fault farang.
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Poor impulse control.
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June 08, 2013, 03:34:12 PM |
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A pink elephant, you mean? I hate it when that happens. Time to knock off the boozing, goat  |
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June 08, 2013, 05:07:16 PM |
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Now that you've listened to the lies by that fuckin' drunk goat, let me tell you what really happened!  First, officer, do I look massive to you? No! Do you see a rider? No! Do you smell alcohol on the goat's breath? Yes! Case closed! |
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June 08, 2013, 05:18:12 PM |
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After speaking with Elephant, Officer started piecing together what really happened after Goat left the bar.  |
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June 08, 2013, 05:25:10 PM |
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 Nothing wrong with sex with a goat! Just ask Jesus or my wife! |
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June 08, 2013, 05:29:47 PM |
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Nothing wrong with sex with a goat! Just ask Jesus or my wife! I think you found the only public photo of Jesus with my wife. Impressed! That was from the old album. Here's something more recent.  |
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Lohoris
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June 08, 2013, 05:30:57 PM |
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On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
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June 08, 2013, 05:35:08 PM |
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On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
You drink some wicked shit!  |
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
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June 08, 2013, 05:37:07 PM |
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On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
You drink some wicked shit! Seems so. |
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philips
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June 09, 2013, 01:26:29 AM |
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So, on my chopper after having a few at the local pub, pull out and almost crash into a guy on an elephant!
While the elephant: So, going home after my mud bath, I almost crash into a goat on a chopper! Pretty weird huh? |
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June 09, 2013, 01:32:18 AM |
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 Now, let's get the goat! |
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