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February 09, 2014, 05:09:27 PM
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Hi!

I am like loaded, cashed to the gills. but I need a quick loan as my sisters friends uncle hamster is sick and needs a hip replacement. You see the surgeon only accepts bitcoins. He will not take my credit card, my cash or my diamonds!! only bitcoins!!

- i will pay back with fake mining hardware. i expect this to do atleast 0gh/s.
- you can have my credit card numbers.. its all platinum and gold no limit stuff.
- please do not mock me or this thread
- donations accepted as all payments will be treated as such anyway.

Donati errr Payment address:   1A52WNFgU8hsEV7sBGMVRZQ1B3SuwHRT21


- serious thread. the hamster has to move around in one of those little hamster wheel chairs.
could not even afford a motorised wheel chair. f'ing wheel chair shop also only accepts bitcoins ! Sad
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February 09, 2014, 05:11:02 PM
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Just sent 1000BTC so you can also replace your hip if needed!
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February 09, 2014, 05:11:06 PM
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You know what? I'll send you 100 bitcoin so you can buy a new hamster and pay for putting the old one down! Cry

Bitcoin: 1Cxi8BLvScSm1mW6kjb5MNeJZPrvAiYL6B
Litecoin: LLmjtrrq1ZeD51NSUJ8VanuQduW8Ma3jrs
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February 09, 2014, 05:13:23 PM
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Are you mocking me ?
did you not read the "do not mock me" ?
I am going through enough trauma with this hamster ordeal.

remember the internets is legally binding good sir !

Just sent 1000BTC so you can also replace your hip if needed!
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February 09, 2014, 05:16:28 PM
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The surgeon only accept btc ? Wow
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February 09, 2014, 05:21:53 PM
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I suspect the entire hamster health industry is run by a bitcoin tyrant.

funds would be used as such:

17 bitcoin to the surgeon
14 bitoin to hospital for 8 nights and associated extra costs.
28 bitcoins for a motorized hamster wheelchair.
15 bitcoin to redo the hamsters house
= 74
 

The surgeon only accept btc ? Wow
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February 10, 2014, 02:40:28 AM
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come on donate! err invest now!
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February 12, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
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I always like some humor on the board ..! good work OP keep up the good work..!

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February 12, 2014, 10:42:22 PM
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Hue hue hue hue hue
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February 13, 2014, 12:41:31 PM
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Hue hue hue hue hue
what kinda laugh is that.. ? just tried to say it loud..  figured it out that you are from CHINA ..! PUN intended

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February 13, 2014, 04:57:17 PM
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I offer you 21 Million BitCoins for you to replace, or find a new brain.
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