A wild ebegger appears!

[Whoorin]

I'm a poor person.

I know, libertarians deny that we exist, but we REALLY do!
It can be scientifically proven, in fact!

So, dawg, I herrrd about your bitcoin thingy on Something Awful and, as a european socialist liberal, I thought it was a bad idea.
Your market crashed, and, yet, you guys persevered; and now the bitcoin is, well, REALLY valuable.

So, I kinda want to get in on this, as a dirty stinking slut-whore.

I want to buy a Vidya game for mah loaned Playstation 2, but, like I said, I am a poor person.

Therefore, I need 2 bitcoins to exchange for into American dollars to exchange into a precious, precious pounds.

So, yeah, it's better to be honest than to be one of those 5 post, albeit less transparent, whores.


(I'll probably be seen in the economics and/or politics boards.)

[Anonymous]

[Oldminer]

(I'll probably be seen in the economics and/or politics boards.)

You almost made me spit my beer

[jprockbelly]

I'm a poor person.

*snip*

Therefore, I need 2 bitcoins to exchange for into American dollars to exchange into a precious, precious pounds.

dear mister whore

I was very pleased to see your request, as I have a situation that would be mutually benificial to both of us.

I currently have $75,000,000 dollars in my account here in Botswana, but unfortunatly it is frozen. I inherited the money from my uncle who mined beef and farmed diamonds here is glorious 70's leather boom. To get the money I must first pay the inheritance tax. If you could forward me the fee needed to unfreeze the account then I would be happy to share much bitcoin and REAL MONEYZ with you.

Please PM me your credit card number, along with full name and expirydate. I will also accept western union or paypal.

please note that I have taken to time to respond to you kindly.
Your rapid reply is great!

Jaquarand Paulo-Rudolph alphonsitelly Rockbelly

[vertygo]

I currently have $75,000,000 dollars in my account here in Botswana, but unfortunatly it is frozen. I inherited the money from my uncle who mined beef and farmed diamonds here is glorious 70's leather boom.

Something wrong when I see "mined beef", I immediately think - "mined beef-coins".