CoinBase Canada -- Selling not available!

I would like to denounce CoinBase for their absolutely shady, repulsive, unethical treatment of Canadian customers. Once again, the Americans are trying to screw us over. Canadians are allowed to BUY Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin, I've invested about 40% of my pay into these cryptocurrencies, which are all CRASHING by the way, so I'm thinking I invested just a bit too late -- SAD!

But when I want to sell, GUESS WHAT? "This feature is not available in your country yet.

I go around the internet and it seems I am expected to sign up for a bunch of very likely insecure exchanges in order to get my money back. Jumping through a dozen hoops to sell is not exactly convenient and does not give me confidence in even INVESTING..... I'm wondering if I made an error in buying in... And now people at work are saying "Oh I'm gonna invest a thousand or a few thousand," and I say, "Honey, don't do that, what if the market CRASHES and you're unable to sell? You're SOL!"

And this is more than just inconvenient, this is unacceptable, repulsive, ridiculous, immoral, unethical, fraudulent as we Canadians were not made aware of any inability to withdraw at the time of signup.....

I smell a HUGE lawsuit if the markets come crashing down...