Beyond shitcoins and shittokens: meet the new airdropped SUBSHITTOKENS!

[JesusCryptos]

Tokens are surely a great invention and we are obviously at the dawn of the Era of The Tokenization of Everything.
This being said we all know what shittokens are.
Shittokens are those tokens created out of the blue with no project whatsoever behind, and sold and/or airdropped for no clear reason.
Shittokens are shittokens (and not just tokens) because in fact they are tokenizing nothing except the hope and the greed of the developer and of the faithful early adopters.
Shittokens can be easily recognized because the have catchy and yet appalling names, typically with no relation with what the tokens are supposed to be and to do (if at all they pretend to be and to do whatever).
The destiny of shittokens is to end up in some easy-to-get-it exchange like EtherDelta where if they are lucky they may even experience their first and only Pump & Dump operation and then slowly die out turning slowly back to nothingness. However, hundreds of shittokens were probably not enough, and therefore now welcome to meet the Brand New Creature down the foodchain of crypto: THE SUBSHITOKENS!
You may have never heard of them, because it's a very new species in the crypto-taxonomy, a species which has been named for the first time here and now, in this very post.
SubShitTokens are the paria of the category, they have all the characteristics of Shittokens plus a fundamental one: they will never be listed anywhere, not even on Etherdelta.
SubShitTokens represent indeed the state of the art of the tokenization of nothingness, skillfully merged with the ultimate tokenization of oblivion.
For obvious reasons SubShiTokens can only be airdropped, because people would never spend any money for them, even though they are curiously ready to spend their time for them.
If you happen to be a SubShitToken Bagholder, feel free to list here all the SubShitTokens which are infesting your wallets, and let's see if we can then finally crown the True Crypto King of SubShitTokens.

[Magister Magus]

I just wonder if the wallet for shittokens could be named wcwallet...
Actually, to reserve a space where shitposter, shittokens, shitdevs etc can meet, could be a winning idea.
I'll work on it and I'll send it to theymos...

Tokens are surely a great invention and we are obviously at the dawn of the Era of The Tokenization of Everything.
This being said we all know what shittokens are.
Shittokens are those tokens created out of the blue with no project whatsoever behind, and sold and/or airdropped for no clear reason.
Shittokens are shittokens (and not just tokens) because in fact they are tokenizing nothing except the hope and the greed of the developer and of the faithful early adopters.
Shittokens can be easily recognized because the have catchy and yet appalling names, typically with no relation with what the tokens are supposed to be and to do (if at all they pretend to be and to do whatever).
The destiny of shittokens is to end up in some easy-to-get-it exchange like EtherDelta where if they are lucky they may even experience their first and only Pump & Dump operation and then slowly die out turning slowly back to nothingness. However, hundreds of shittokens were probably not enough, and therefore now welcome to meet the Brand New Creature down the foodchain of crypto: THE SUBSHITOKENS!
You may have never heard of them, because it's a very new species in the crypto-taxonomy, a species which has been named for the first time here and now, in this very post.
SubShitTokens are the paria of the category, they have all the characteristics of Shittokens plus a fundamental one: they will never be listed anywhere, not even on Etherdelta.
SubShitTokens represent indeed the state of the art of the tokenization of nothingness, skillfully merged with the ultimate tokenization of oblivion.
For obvious reasons SubShiTokens can only be airdropped, because people would never spend any money for them, even though they are curiously ready to spend their time for them.
If you happen to be a SubShitToken Bagholder, feel free to list here all the SubShitTokens which are infesting your wallets, and let's see if we can then finally crown the True Crypto King of SubShitTokens.

[BitcoinGuruOne]

wow looks amazing. it could revolutionize all the fundamentals of shitcoining. It can cooperate with Ponzi Coin as well, Would be a great duo.
And with all the wcwallet features..

[JesusCryptos]

I agree that the WC-Wallet would be a total game changer in the world of cryptocurrencies. In ten years from now we are likely to have an entire encyclopedia dedicated to the theme, with the title of "From Shittoken to Subshittoken and beyond, a Scatological Study of the crypto-parias".

[BountyX]

Finally an intelligent thread!
But now i've got curious. What would happen if you would stake your subshittokens in your WCwallet? Would it be possible to make it convenient for an user to FLUSH his WCwallet now and then and get something in return for that? That would have to be a sort of anti-mining reward, since every time subshittokens are flushed down the WCwallet the total supply of the subshittoken would dimish and therefore its value would rise.

[GayOfThrones]

Finally an intelligent thread!

The proof that this is an intelligent thread is that almost nobody is taking part to it. Most of the people here have only something to say in threads like "Bitcoin is King, if not dump".

[JesusCryptos]

The lack of replies to this discussion leads me to think that most of the people wandering around this altcoin section of the forum cannot get out of the trail of the most common discussions which are infesting the forum...