Another Doomsday prediction

[BCEmporium]

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[protokol]

Currently, we are NOT sure regarding the exact day on which the End Times is likely to start. However, it will most likely start either in 2014 or 2015. The probabilities are as follows:

      - Year 2014 :   55 %

      - Year 2015 :   40 %

      - After Year 2015 :   5 %

Always read the fine print! They're quite accurate probablities, I'd like to see their statistical analysis on these chances, seeing as we're talking about the end of the world and everything... 

[pedrog]

Well, I've survived 62 apocalypses now, I'm confident I'll make through this one too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

Edit:

The Islamic State in Iraq (ISI) was established on October 13, 2006 which is the anniversary of the last apparition (vision) of the 3 children, regarding the End Times, in Fatima, Portugal which happened on October 13, 1917.

Hahaha, we're doomed!

[BCEmporium]

Somehow from that list of Apocalypses I believe only the last 4 rows makes some sense.

About Fatima, let's not ruin our little touristic business there. 

[Rum152]

I seriously doubt we are really anywhere near dooms day

[DrG]

Before the next apocalypse we will see Mt. Gox add Litecoin and BFL will ship..... in Two Weeks!

Who exactly are these predictions aimed at?  Nutters or the general populace?

[RedDiamond]

Actually it wasn 't so far in 2012: "Solar flare almost blasted Earth back to the dark ages two years ago, NASA scientists reveal": http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2704676/That-close-Nasa-reveals-double-solar-superstorm-changed-life-know-2012.html

[BCEmporium]

Actually it wasn 't so far in 2012: "Solar flare almost blasted Earth back to the dark ages two years ago, NASA scientists reveal": http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2704676/That-close-Nasa-reveals-double-solar-superstorm-changed-life-know-2012.html

But it wasn't by 2012-12-12, and wasn't predicted by summing up the letters of someone's name.

[e1ghtSpace]

With the mayan calendar running out; they didn't have leap years so it should have happened years before.

[LostDutchman]

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I think you mean "Doomsday".

[BCEmporium]

Fixed. Ty

[BeeTeeSea]

I believe this more than BTC not being above 1000 this year.

[Malin Keshar]

We are getting in a similar situation from before the first world war, so Doomsday is not a joke.

But unlikely will happen in 2015. Unless bitcoin collapses, then it will be the end of MY world.

[psudoBTC]

I seriously doubt we are really anywhere near dooms day

we actually are. But the cause of the doomsday is nuclear war 

[dank]

The mayan calander did not predict the 'end' of the world.  It predicted the end of a cycle and the beginning of a paradigm shift into a higher level of consciousness, that which is ongoing.  The day of destruction will coinside with the moment of singularity caused by an act of levitation at the music festival.  This instance of levitation will cause the million+ attendees to ascend into the sky through the infinite power of positivity.  The energy will be felt around the world and will cause earth's magnetic field to completely flip as our collective consciousnss does so accordingly.  This destruction is inevitable regardless of what takes place, we live on a finite planet and the only solution is to ascend to a higher dimension where life is infinite.

[Gleb Gamow]

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