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December 07, 2013, 09:45:02 AM |
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Hi guys I'm new here and thought I'd share this poem on my experiences with day trading thus far. Hope you all enjoy it.
The Crypto Trader
Woke early in the morning at a twenty past three
Bad dreams about my holdings in the crypto currencieees
Grabbed me rizzla and me baccy and a bit of blue cheese
fired up the latop and logged on to B T C eeee
I glance over at the trollbox and everyone's going crazy
20 messages a second but my heads still kinda hazy
buy sell crash and then oops a fucking daisy
buy high sell low it's gonna bloody break me
Ltc on gox and Chinas going down
muppets in the trollbox playing the bloody clown
I've just lost a fortune but I'm gonna swing it round
I buy back on the dips but then it hit's the fucking ground
Now I'm sweating widly caught short and panic holding
I thought I had the ticket it was looking pretty golden
bear trap in the making and to the whales beholden
the panics kickin in and again I'm fucking folding.
Should have bloody held I could hear the trollbox say
Don't give your god damn bitcoins the bloody hell away
All the spartans holding cause they know just how to play
Been awake 10 bloody minutes and I've ruined my fucking day
Then suddenly in that moment I spot the golden goose
Goddamn motherfucking Chikun is on the fucking loose
Prices climbing wildy it's the pump and dump abuse
I plunge in with the dollar but I'm just tightening the noose
Suddenly it's crashing and ok coin is down
502 bad gateway and my heads going round and round
Stop the fucking ride I can hear the voices sound
Then the goddamn bloody chikun decides then to rebound
Now we're heading skyward and aiming for the moon
and now the bloody trollbox has changed its bloody tune
quick sell panic crash and omg you loon
everything is crashing get out and get out soon
I log onto bitcoinwisdom and cast my eye upon the charts
Had enough of trollbox thinking it's so bloody smart
They have turned the act of lying into a bloody art
Spreading FUD and disinformation of which I want no part
I cast my eyes upon the charts and YES ! their looking green
I'm feeling optimistic based on the data seen
Litecoin flexing muscle and it's looking kinda mean
but sure as bloody likely, falls back into it's routine
Chikun falling quickly It's wing clipped clean away
I'm sat here quite astounded by the current state of play
Panic hold or panic buy or sell it all today
It's another shit decision, trading crypto by the day.
I'm really low on fiat now I'm gonna have to borrow
ne'er a bitterer pill that one poor soul could swallow
One day elation and the other day sorrow
Though sure as hell I will be back - to trade again tomorrow.
CryptoPoet 2013
If this raised a smile, donations always appreciated !! Good Luck with your trading guys.
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