All is now right in the world (10th post)

This is the almighty 10th post, for after this post, nothing else will be the same.

For you see the 10th post is the key to everything and all will be right in the world.

For the moment I click the "Post" button, the following will happen.

World Peace will be achieved.
All lost dogs will return home.
A cure for every disease will be found and freely available to everyone.
Country music will cease to exist.
North Texas will no longer be colder than Alaska.
The ozone layer will be once again whole and no worries about Global warming.
Everyone who wants a job will get one.
Everyone who does not want a job becomes independently wealthy.
Obama is .. (ok I won't go there)
All the little children of the world will have lot's of Christmas gifts.
No one will ever again be hungry.

But even better than any of the above, I can post on bitcointalk.org with less restrictions.

So now I shall hit the Post button and all will be right in the world.