1 million doge = almost 2000 dollars in today's prices. You can't be serious..
That's the rate for having an ad for a lifetime and not for a month or a year.Most advertisers would pay a lot more to have a lifetime slot especially for a site with a constantly growing presence.
I think it should be seen as a privilege to pay me in something other than GBP or BTC also as doge is much less stable than btc I have to charge more.This is a unique ad campaign where the longer it's left unsold the price rises to encourage people to buy early
Also it'd be easier to take you more seriously if you didn't have such a negative trust rating.