As much as i want to report all those spammers, it would also be a good opportunity to experience being an assosciate. Not only i would learn more about crypto, but also how a forum works (probably codes and such).
I don't know what you have heard from other places but even if theymos hires you, he won't teach you how the forum works, you'd be given a few more perks than the normal users, which you'd use to help the forum in clearing the trash. You are definitely not going to learn how to code, if you're by any chance "hired". theymos takes care of all the coding part and for the new forum, Slickage is doing the work still(?).
Meanwhile, you can learn about bitcoin and the forum, so you'll be ready to do something more complex for the forum sooner or later. Noone will become an admin in a few weeks/months time, I guess...
Make that a century. You can't even become a moderator/staff in a few weeks/months/years. There are
my alts users who have more than 36,000 reports and they are not a staff.