If I am a scammer, than all those people who got screwed during the housing bubble must be scammers too since they failed to pay back a debt. And why would I still be here over a year later, whilst paying off my debt, if I am a scammer? I am paying back my debt btw, your cute picture is inaccurate defamation.
Anyways, a more accurate statement would be:
Dank is a seer
He has experienced the 8th+ dimension. He knows how to bring about world peace through a collective effort of mass meditation. The government has been watching him since he was 18 (to his knowledge) and there is a good probability they will kill him. Hell's Angel's circled him in January of 2013 and wrote THEY KILLED BAMBI, GET HIGH NIGGA, and KILLRS on the back of the fence.
Dank has had a vision of a music festival since he was young and upon his death the world will need to assimilate this music festival and dank will reappear from the heavens, as a UFO/spirit, and descend to the stage as his return is welcomed rather than feared.
Humanity will then endure singularity and all living beings can simply walk into heaven. Anything will be possible as there will be no negative energy to doubt your reality.
So you have money for several ounces of marijuana, but not for squall?
