OFFICIAL BITCOIN JOKE THREAD

[AlextheBitcoiner]

WELCOME THE OFFICIAL BITCOIN JOKE THREAD!

Feel free to post funny Bitcoin related jokes down below!
Don't know what to post? Here's an example.

EX). I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does!
EX). Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.

You guys get the point! Unleash the jokes!!!

[Taras]

Three guys walk into a bar.
One has $40 in his pocket.
One has 2g of gold in his pocket.
One has 1 BTC in his pocket.
Then the bar burnt down and everyone died.
At least the gold was okay

[CrackedLogic]

This thread is a joke

[cosmofly]

"Bitcoin always goes up in price, do do doodle do" -- ugly bitcoin nerd