Bitcoin Poker Weekly (NEWS)

[bobolini]

                                                                                    WEEK ONE
                                                                               3/22/14, 9:45pm EST

             Hey all my fellow poker degenerates are you tired of jumping from client to client,just to see the latest promos, upcoming events or latest gossip about who is multi-accounting? Originally I think that was the idea behind these forums. Just like in real life, the forums become more convoluted,like a post-Larry David Seinfeld episode until Blam,
Fonzie is on a motorcycle in front of Al's diner getting ready fill out offers on sponsor-pay.Ok so maybe I am mixing my metaphors but you get the jist. I am hoping that with the co-operation of a few of the top 4 Bitcoin Poker Client owners that I will be able to bring that info to you all in one place.I can't tell you how many times I have been waiting for Donkdown to kick off only to be disappointed.I have prepaired emails for all the top guys asking a few important questions and those who read this feel free to speak your minds.
In return I only ask one thing.Please dont troll me,I am a sensitive young boy.Just fucking with you degenerates.Dont waste my time shitting on my 3 line run-on sentences or my speilling errors and I wont tell everyone about your shitty play.If you degens have any interest in reading my rambling,semi-coherent drivel on a weekly basis then by all means leave a nasty comment below and I can continue to fuel my self loathing.

             Each week I will attempt to go a little more in depth with one of the "Shot Callers" from the various BTC poker sites.I am gonna try to start it off with a bang by going after the King Of The Degens."The Icon" Bryan Micon is in my crosshairs.Sealswithclub.eu is at the top of the btc poker universe and I for one am curious on his plan to stay on the cutting edge.What is Micon gonna do for his loyal subjects? Can you say Rake Free Fridays? We all know the Seals mouthpiece is the driving force behind Btc poker popularity.
As we have all seen him in his fancy shmanzy 500$ bathrobes. I wanna find out what he has planned for 2014(500krillrollplz).For me it boils down to this.The Degens have done the hard work.You fill the tables and provide the rake.I'll also ask Icon if the rumors of a SWC 1btc freeroll have any merit.I will also ask him any other bullshit I can think up.

               Keep your eyes open,bookmark or fav. this post.I will get you guys the hard data from a "Provably Fair" email that is in Micon's inbox as you read this.



                                                                                   bobolini

[FUR11]

You write like someone who thinks they write well but actually doesn't.  You should work on that.

[bobolini]

Thank you professor thats what I be shootin for.

[bobolini]

  This is a copy of the email that was sent to Bryan the Icon Micon.This is NOT the original email.





Mr,Micon I would just like to bow down to you and praise you for all your hard work in bringing bitcoin poker to the masses.Without you sir I would still be at my shitty job with money in the bank and my bills paid on time.Instead I keep hours with the vampires chasing one-outers and shopping for a keyboard that I can cry on without it shorting out.Ill paste what I have written on bitcointalk so you can see where I am headed with this.You are a pioneer and a visionary.I had never heard of bitcoin and would normally fear a seal with a club as I am half Inuitt Eskimo.My main question to you and your team at Seals is what does 2014 have in store for SWC and all the Degens that keep you in those flowing robes?Would you consider RakeFreeFridays for a week?a month?forever?? Or how about a monthly 1BTC freeroll.Do you at SWC have any client updates in the works?Right now sealswithclubs.eu is not only at the top of the mountain,but you are the mountain.Usually such a large gap between a company and the competition will breed complacency.Are you getting complacent?It seems we have hit a plateau that only a personality like you can drive us through.Will the DONKDOWN freeroll pop off on time this week?Finally please say something to my girlfriend that will get her off my back but at the same time keep her from leaving me.

                                                            bobolini

[bobolini]

Babump

[bobolini]

OK guys just a few disparaging remarks can go a long way.I see many of you are reading it.Dont you want more from your poker client?Bigger freerolls,better rake deals,new features?Its not only Seals.I have emails going to satoshi,grid,betcoin.Just take the time to acknowledge me with a few nasty words.

[Pinkish]

Let's do this.

[bobolini]

Expecting The Icon's email reply any day now.hang tight.

[bobolini]

New poker site coming to us soon.I have been sworn to secrecy but ill tell you I am fucking chomping at the bit.The have a huge budget and it is supposed to bigger and better than anything out there.maybe B.S. but all there other projects are one of.

[lateblooming]

Thread is on watchlist now...keep us up to date...much appreciated!

[durrrr]

keep us more up to date and you should even do like a  biggest pot of the night type of thing and show hand historys

[iphonecoins]

This thread is really funny. I add it on my watchlist too

Just wanna know what will be going on 

[lateblooming]

A month is over but no updates