[ANN] Parody - "If I launched a coin" - Beyonce Knowles If I were a boy

[TheCoinFinder]

note - this is from the point of view of a scammy pnd shit coin as we see oh so often on here - enjoy, it took all of like 3 minutes lol

If I launched a coin,
Even just for a day,
I'd roll out a wallet in the morning,
Set up my asics and go,

Get a good ol' premine,
And dump on exchange,
I'd sell it how i wanted,
And i'd never get confronted for it,
Cause they'd would stick up for me,

[Chorus]
If I launched a coin,
I think I could understand,
How it feels to make a scam,
I swear I'd be a richer man,
I'd avoid OP replies,
Cos I know how it hurts,
When you lose the coins you wanted,
Cause hes taken you for granted,
All because you had no escrow...

[Verse]
If I launched a coin,
I would make IPO,
Tell everyone it's broken,
So they'd wait and I'd be mining alone,
I'd put my block first,
And make the rules as I go,
Cos I know that they'd still mine it,
Waiting for me to dump coins (to dump coins)

[Chorus]
If I launched a coin,
I think I could understand,
How it feels to make a scam,
I swear I'd be a richer man,
I'd avoid OP replies,
Cos I know how it hurts,
When you lose the coins you wanted,
Cause hes taken you for granted,
All because you had no escrow...

[Bridge]
It's a little too late for me to ever come back,
Say it's a mistake,
Think they'd forgive me like that,
If you thought I wouldn't dump on you,
You thought wrong

[Chorus]
But your just the mark,
You don't understand,
How you gave your time and mined it,
And made me into a richer man,
You don't listen to posts,
You don't care what they say,
Until you lose your coin investment,
Cause you've taken it for granted,
And everything you had got destroyed..

[lichao1395427]

  lets sining it.

[rayday11]

You missed your calling.

[yang5034]

nice song

[louiseth1]

HAHA so funny, and so true.

I challenge you to record that one so we can publish it on all our pools as the background music!