Need very quick ETH or BTC loan

[TryNinja]

My ETH wallet is empty and I can't send any of my very few tokens to trade for it since fees are extremely high. I need some ETH to claim my free UNI airdrop.

It's basically: you send me the ETH, I claim my UNI, send to Binance, sell and give you the loan + whatever interest back. Hopefully, it won't take more than 1 hour.

I would need around ~$80. No collateral, though. I can also accept BTC.

edit: got the ETH.