⚠️ ATTENTION ALT-COIN DEGENERATES! ⚠️Tired of boring chat apps where your words have ZERO financial impact?
Introducing
FLASHY CHAT V1 — the world’s first chat platform where every message automatically triggers
$1B+ in flash loans across 19+ tokens! 🚀💸
💰 HOW IT WORKS (IT’S RIDICULOUS):- You type “gm” → Cost: 0.01 ETH+ (price may change)
- Behind the scenes → $1B+ in flash loans execute
- Your simple “gm” now has more financial firepower than a small country’s GDP 🇺🇸💸
⚡ THE FLASH LOAN PARTY (REAL RECEIPTS):Every time you type “gm”, contracts go full degen and borrow this insanity:
Mainnet Example — see tx7,325.87 cbBTC (~$826M)
88,126.55 wstETH (~$446M)
46,362.66 WBTC (~$203M)
191,136,279.74 ETH+ (~$191M)
21,430.99 USDC (~$96M)
60,231,447.97 weETH (~$74M)
50,615,102.65 RLP (~$56M)
55,938,390.45 yUSD (~$55M)
12,058.68 DAI (~$50M)
7,390.63 WETH (~$32M)
…plus Mog, PEPE, sUSDe, ynETHx, LBTC, etc.
Base Example — see tx13,749.73 cbBTC (~$1.55B)
96,291,637.73 USDC (~$96M)
5,341.03 wstETH (~$24.5M)
5,156.46 cbETH (~$21.5M)
3,777.83 WETH (~$17M)
3,142.95 Wrapped Super-??? (~$14M)
434,326,075.07 weETH (~$9.9M)
More...
Bottom line: your “gm” casually touches
$1B–$3B+ liquidity per message, repays it instantly, and leaves you wondering if you just flexed or got scammed.
🔥 KEY “FEATURES”:Pay-to-Chat: 0.01 ETH+ per message (price may change)
Dual-Chain Destruction: Ethereum + Base (double the pain!)
Actually Decentralized: No CEO to ban you for being too degen
🎯 PERFECT FOR:- DeFi degens who think Uniswap is too simple
- People who want to say “I borrowed $1B today”
- Crypto anons with more ETH than common sense
- Anyone who wants Discord to look like a calculator
🔗 LINKS:💥 Mainnet Chat →
flashy.chat/chat/mainnet💥 Base Chat →
flashy.chat/chat/base🌐 FAQ →
flashy.chat/faq🎥 VIDEO PROOF ->
https://youtu.be/Z3Ow2BtVFYs💡 WHY THIS IS GENIUS (OR INSANITY):Imagine explaining:
“Yeah, I paid 0.01 ETH+ to send ‘gm’ — and it triggered $1B+ in flash loans across 19 tokens.”That’s either the most crypto thing ever, or we all need therapy. Probably both 🤷♂️
⚠️ WARNING:May cause:
- Empty wallets
- Existential dread
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Urge to explain flash loans to grandma
🚀 GET STARTED:- Connect wallet
- Pick your chain (Ethereum = baller / Base = peasant)
- Type something stupid
- Watch $1B+ in flash loans go brrrr
- Question your life decisions
FIRST 50 USERS: Earn eternal bragging rights:
“I was there when this was the dumbest, most brilliant chat app in crypto.” 🎪
TL;DR: It’s a chat app where every message costs 0.01 ETH+ (price may change) and triggers $1B+ in flash loans.
Stupid? Yes. Brilliant? Also yes. Come lose your ETH with us 🚀💸
