Can you predict the caption

[Zlantann]

My country is very spiritual because we believe in prophesies from religious leaders. Many of them would start making claims about their past prophesies about about the fall of Bitcoin. So I expect headlines like Bitcoin Armageddon and Prophesy Fulfilled from our religious leaders. The government of my country has been against the use of  Bitcoin, infact it is illegal in my nation. The central bank of my country have predicted that Bitcoin would loss its worth in future. Hence I am expecting headlines like Bitcoin Fall: Central Predictions Accurate and Bitcoin Catastrophe: Always follow Central Bank Directives  . Our politicians would use it to score cheap political point. Hence expect headings like this; Bitcoin Fall: Our Economy is stronger . I am visualizing one that say; Help! Help! Bitcoin is Drowning. 

[Alisha-k]

My country is very spiritual because we believe in prophesies from religious leaders. Many of them would start making claims about their past prophesies about about the fall of Bitcoin. So I expect headlines like Bitcoin Armageddon and Prophesy Fulfilled from our religious leaders. The government of my country has been against the use of  Bitcoin, infact it is illegal in my nation. The central bank of my country have predicted that Bitcoin would loss its worth in future. Hence I am expecting headlines like Bitcoin Fall: Central Predictions Accurate and Bitcoin Catastrophe: Always follow Central Bank Directives  . Our politicians would use it to score cheap political point. Hence expect headings like this; Bitcoin Fall: Our Economy is stronger . I am visualizing one that say; Help! Help! Bitcoin is Drowning. 

Many will even go as far as digging up old sermons that has a small resemblance to bitcoin price fall and tag it a prophecy. Prophecy fulfilled will be what a typical religious blogger will caption their title. Nevertheless Bitcoin price is not moved by an sort of religious or superstitious believes. Politicians are even more happier seeing Bitcoin price dip even further because many will sell off due to FUD and prefer to follow the old fiat method

[Cryptoababe]

If someone is says bitcoin is dead at this particular price. Then, it means the are probably new to Bitcoin or Bitcoin is a Vampire who dies and wake from dead at some specific period of time. 

[Oluwa-btc]

My country is very spiritual because we believe in prophesies from religious leaders. Many of them would start making claims about their past prophesies about about the fall of Bitcoin. So I expect headlines like Bitcoin Armageddon and Prophesy Fulfilled from our religious leaders. The government of my country has been against the use of  Bitcoin, infact it is illegal in my nation. The central bank of my country have predicted that Bitcoin would loss its worth in future. Hence I am expecting headlines like Bitcoin Fall: Central Predictions Accurate and Bitcoin Catastrophe: Always follow Central Bank Directives  . Our politicians would use it to score cheap political point. Hence expect headings like this; Bitcoin Fall: Our Economy is stronger . I am visualizing one that say; Help! Help! Bitcoin is Drowning. 

Yeah Yeah, you know what I know, lol, religion will probably be a big issues for Africans.
A female Nigerian singer sang a song saying " Bitcoin dey my wallet like this " meaning have got hold of Bitcoin in my wallet, since the down movement of Bitcoin, are line has been used to crack several jokes, saying she must have sold are BTC already. Also had a dialogue with an elderly friend from the church and I gave some ideas bto him about Bitcoin, and he was like "Bitcoin will be the general money used by the world in doomsday" I had thought over over and over and it couldn't slide, couldn't help but stop telling and exchanging words with him about BTC ever since.