I wouldn't call @OP "dumb" or "little challenged mentally" he did what most people do. They use a search engine. And he didn't fail in the trap since he finally used the official Chipmixer's website.
As for his problem with CM, which is not one, as the dudes explained to him, is a problem of understanding.
Here he opened a topic to ask if the volume is accurate
That's because I've never SEO'ed the page, unlike scammers like AtoBmixer who bombarded google. The topic ranks well in some countries, but is nowhere to be found in others (like my location)
The use of a mixer is to obfuscate the transaction, not to hide the fact you used a mixer.
no Wasabi and Chipmixer are included on the list
because he can't scam playing with Wasabi