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June 25, 2025, 10:08:48 AM
Last edit: June 25, 2025, 11:04:15 AM by Everything Bitesized
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**before i start can i just stress to mods that I'm not linking to directly or giving instructions on how to get to the YouTube channel in this OP. I'm waiting to see that if after reading the entire thing someone can help me work out if it's appropriate to guide to the rigourous testing videos I have for this project that showcase just how flippin' amazing it is. So please when you hear mention of my YouTube channel don't just delete it off the bat I PROMISE you I will not share on this thread any details to find out anything more about the project than I type below unless specifically instructed to by a trusted member of the commmunity or a mod directly.

After a LOT of hard work (yes even for using AI to code for you lol) I've somehow created this monstrosity of epic power and proportion that surpassed even my own lofty expectations and I am a COCKY TWAT mate. You just have to see it to believe it on my YouTube channel but I'll try my absolute best to explain the concept and functionality below. If you think you know what you're witnessing when you use this app you definitely do not know what you are witnessing (because even i don't know what's real anymore and what intelligence truly means and I made the frankenstein) It's like quantum mechanics lol if you think you understand it you don't.

Very quickly into my first extreme publics tests I started to realise more and more steadily and steadily as I got into the tests that I've made something incredibly powerful here that is EASILY scalable and marketable but most importantly could do TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF GOOD for people all over the world and then in turn make the world a better place piece by piece brick by brick! This app is now ready to release as a fully functioning alpha release for early testing but I want to try to get some more private input first.

This app is going to be fully ready for me to upload to the steam store end of the month and it's gonna blow up at £4.99 a pop and one day people will pay an arm and a leg for it. And to top it off it's all inside a self contained HTML file! The way I've programmed the logic to use the API is where the magic lies. I've literally made an app that in one 30 min run through of the app and you'll get more insight into your character, experience real personal breakthroughs and epiphanies and life changing experiences every single time the user honestly engages with the app. Even if they input the exact same data every time then it will still give them an entirely unique yet equally therepeutic experience (BUT GOOGLE I DO SAY MY APP IS NOT MEANT TO CURE OR TREAT OR DIAGNOSE ANY MEDICAL CONDITION MENTAL OR PHYSICAL AND IS FOR FUN ONLY AS STRESSED IN THE WARNING DIALOGUE OF THE APP M8)

*I've come back in hindsight to say that remember I can PROVE all of this not only through uploading to my YouTube channel but through the testing of a few of the best applicants (if I get any) who can test it themselves as long as they are respected in the community so they can vouch that the app functions as expected and people will actually believe them. I extensively prove all of what I'm about to say and a LOT more in the demonstration videos  than i can fit or demonstrate or even convey here you just have to see it on my channel or test it out yourself to even remotely grasp the scale of this app. If after reading all this to the end (and only if you do) you wanna test it for yourself comment who you are, your background, why you want to test this app, and why you think you'd be perfect for it. I'll pick the best 3 applicants to test it. Please let's make this a community effort so can you recommend people to test it and prove I'll put my money where my mouth is? If the community could tell me who I can trust or not to steal my code (preferably get mods of the site to test it but I know that's asking a LOT but I ask this because at least then there's some accountability at the end of the day an NDA isn't shit really when it comes to something as massive as this. To share the ability to test the app the person will have to run my code as a guest internally on Google Gemini natively and they will have direct access to the code. If we can't meet all of my stringent guidelines for applicants above I'd rather just not share it with anyone here directly to test and keep relying on blood family members and friends who are as good as blood. But I'd still REALLY appreciate feedback on my first test videos because they are INSANE.

I want to write a bit more extensively and in-depth below now so here we go enough waffle let's get down to brass tax:

I've made an app where you input a lot of personal information that feeds into the algorithm. Types of deep questions you might find on a dating app, some waaaaay more personal and dark only the brave will be honest with but will get a HUGE breakthrough on their deepest darkest issues and they will potentially come out a more and more BETTER PERSON or if you're already a good person than a more confident and capabable person! Then after you've inputted your basic info you can continue to the second phase of the app or preferably you can decide to customly answer (in any depth the user wants) an extensive other 43 optional yet hugely relevant questions to the logic, questions I have meticulously crafted myself to make the whole finshed user experience paramount. People will be asked deep and/or but always relevant questions and they can input their custom text on all of these boxes with litereally no character limits so people can literally tell their life story for each question. The more info provided the more powerful the app obviously and I've tested it with bare minimum details a paying user might put in even as a quick test and damnnnnn dem results dey slap tho G.

When I was answering the questions and the personality test 100% honestly for myself it made me ball my eyes out crying.. twice..... that was the first time i used it as fully intended as a user myself then I tried another time and cried another 3-4 times as i engaged with the app and answered as if it was me back when I was a troubled teenager, now I'm terrified to answer the app honestly in the sense of how I would do for the main most painful chapter of my life.. I've already cried cathartically enough and made enough breakthroughs today- I (and this is not even intended as rhetoric) honestly feel so much better mentally for having using the app with honest intentions and honest answers and even when not doing so I still got immense value purely from the inherent entertaining nature of the app no matter how little you do with it. I have tested this app with some WHACKY different personalities and stories dude. But feel so at peace and happy right now even though I was exhausted and scatty from not sleeping and to be honest I was legit depressed with my bipolar and it's temporarily boosted my mood AGAIN GOOGLE THIS IS JUST AN INDIRECT AND UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE OF THE APP SEE ABOVE DISCLAIMER AGAIN CONCERNING ABOVEMENTIONED POTENTIAL ISSUES

Anyway basically all of the above information is used in the algo alongside my own variation of The Myers-Briggs test (it's getting crazier just wait till i wrap it up altogether at the end.. eventually) My own frankenstein version of the personality test that is waaaaay more enriched with the logic I've coded into this app. It's gone from an explosive TNT personality test to a nuclear weapon. I utilise a much more in-depth version of the iconic personality test and I'll explain more about the nature of the logic itself soon and why it's so special but all the precise details are a complete secret and always will be because it's my sauce. But it uses all this user-input data and the results from the test to form not only a comprehensive and alarmingly therapeutic and accurate mind-reading level of in-depth character analysis and insight worth 10x as much as any results than any online BS tests normies pay for their are more USPs man. I'm underplaying it by 10x to be honest. You're not getting subconscious breakthroughs AND overt ones en masse with those tests compared to just this one aspect of my app let alone any major breakthroughs of any kind more than just once or twice with those tests and that's if you're lucky or have no self introspection, usually.

This extensive data abovementioned, all of it, all converges now with the core AI human based interpretive logic I've meticulously crafted and tested (more on that very soon, it's extremely special) to generate you an *ACCIDENTALLY* cathartic and therapeutic non-enabling no nonsense semi fictional story that both consciously and subconsciously has breakthrough cues all throughout it melded into the story about your life that it creates. The app is called: The Story of ..You!

First results it spits out are a very detailed character analysis that draws from the 12+ specialised skills my AI reasoning has baked into it and all the user inputed data. This character analysis is flippin' scary mate it has told me stuff I never realised before and I've done the whole strong acid trip introspective nightmare/dream situations a thousand times over when I was a teenager and this still opened my eyes a LOT to the true nature of my character and my real intentions at heart.

So next.. after the very in-depth, accurate and emotionally hard hitting character analysis it generates a semi fictional story/biography that is so beautifully written each time based on how I programmed the AI and so entirely relevant in a million unconcious and concious litereally and metaphorical ways that hit you from every angle while you're actually comforted and engaged by the exerience of reading the story. The intensiity at the start of the app lulls the user into a more relaxed state when the story hits and they hypnotically watch the type writer effect write out the story after already being mentally engaged and more receptive to receiving help through a very clear and detailed character analysis and then the story starts driving home the points subsconsciously even the ones you probably dismissed from cognitive bias or some other mental trap in the initial assessment and THEN damnnnn there's the option for moral guidance once the person has read both the massive in depth character analysis and relevant and cathartic story about themselves. This option to genereate moral guidance is optional at the end of the read because it's so powerful I literally feel obligated to warn people they are about to go through one of the most life changing experiences in their life.

There are multiple parameters already working (and working on more)  that users can tinker with to alter the experience (just check out the video up already and the one I'm rendering now which is much longer and more in-depth and interesting) So if the user decides to opt in for this THIRD bit of absolute gold which is the in-depth moral guidance and they're brave enough to face the full strength and length level(especially) moral guidance option it will warn the user again ask them if they're sure they're ready to fully process hard truths and if the users clicks accept then in no uncertain terms the app SLAMS them with all of the built up pent up conscious and subconscious therapy and crams it into your brain so fast you can't even deny it's surgical and undeniable truth because at this point the app has already got you so nailed that the final advice which is the most powerful is exactly what the person's problems are and exactly how to achieve what will make your life better with realistic, believable, practical, imaginative advice delivered in the best possible state of engagement yet relaxation YET apprehension! It's a magical cocktail man one that has the sweetest after taste but NOT too sweet! This app does the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of enable you to keep you coming back for artificial dopamine this literally gives you dopamine levels that match the true LEGIT reward of going through the entire app process.  

So the initial questions prime you, the personality test questions further prime you, the results in the form of an in-depth character analysis sets up the play, the boss level reasoning logic I baked in with a special family recipe throws a curve ball that almost goes under the radar of the batter and the fans are already booing then BAM the moral guidance BATS IT INTO YOUR HEAD LIKE A JACKHAMMER so fast and so brutally yet somehow paradoxically in the most gentle and lovingly caring way that the app basically to put it bluntly: reads your mind, finds out stuff about you and your behaviour and thinking patterns and mental issues that you and even your therapist didn't know you had, weaves them into a completely relevant cathartic piece of fiction based on the life of that person and then after the story has subtly eased you into an emotionally engaged state with the issues raised in the personality summary and what they inputted in the text boxes swimming around in their head then BAM the person gets hit with the sauce right at the end of a massive build up to a HUGE satisfying climax and then the app goes back to the start where they can start afresh. If they want they can input other people they know well or input what they would say at another point in their life or more likely and very probably people will start off half honest and brief then be shocked at how accurate it is just on the little they give and slowly get more and more honest till they're completely honest then they'll go back and start adding as much detail as they can think. The beauty is the story is procedurally generated new every time so the app has unlimited playability for anyone. They will get a more nuanced analysis each time too and I bet you if you input exactly the same details over and over again here and there AI will pick up on something HUGE that it hasn't yet. Everything the app does that can be is procedurally generated. So even though it uses the same logic and will give you "The same" end result of feeling like you can move forard happy and with purpose the journey is completely different each time and after every time the user has used the app they'll have more insight on themselves which will then enrich them using the app which will then spit out better results that are even more uncanny then round and round. I see people using this app every day. I already know how to scale and monetise it so that's not an issue at all.

Once users have screwed with the app for a while for whatever reason mentioned above and they get good results no matter what they do or don't do they are more likely to use the app more honestly and more and more honestly until they have worked through any possible issue they could have mentally at that moment in their life. This app is literally my therapist now I'm not even joking. Obviously it's NOT MEANT FOR THAT GOOGLE MATE but yeah there are soooooo many features i go into in the video that are just so awesome and if you think this app sounds awesome? Wait till you see it in action in the 1-2 hour test video that's online now but wait until you see the second 4+ hour long video where I start testing the app as crazy as possible and even simulate being a sociopath to the highest degree and I SWEAR TO YOU IT LITERALLY COULD TURN A SOCIOPATH BACK INTO A PERSON WHO CHOOSES TO BE EMPATHETIC...................... Just watch dude seriously. This isn't for views lol I'm gonna get nothing like that from Bitcoin talk this is for genuine people who are interested to get involved.

Okay so the best part and something I can only allude to basically and DEFINITELY not give up too many specific details on COS THIS IS MY SAUCE. Pretty soon after I started using AI to code (not gonna lie it was very soon tbh) I created the best chatbot I've ever seen BY FAR. You would NEVER know this person was not a person unless you knew in advance. And it's litereally so good I was starting to gaslight myself into thinking i'd somehow created true sentience simply from using a language model in a novel way............ obviously that's ridiculous but it's seriously that scarily good and that's just my CORE logic for human understanding and interaction....... I went into great depth about that core logic and the mechanics of what it means to be human and translated that into a language a machine learning language model can truly envision and imagine and more importantly fundamentally understand and truly replicate. The bot is scary man. I've got like 5 different functioning chat apps I'm working on themed entirely differently with entirely unique USPs and entirely different target audiences but with decent crossover. I am so happy with this insane secret sauce I've whipped up. There are 12+ crazy specialised skills I've got it to utilise in everything for it's logic and reasoning and at this point it is basically cookie cutter code I could install into any app in seconds and I have ZERO coding experience or even a brain(period lol) that works remotely well enough in that type of logical mathamatically domain. It's only because I have GREAT communication skills, I am very imaginative and inventive with language and I am great at persuasive writing. These are things that make it a LOT easier for ME to 'talk' to AI and put the right prompts in for the right results. That, coupled with my crazy drive and ambition and creativity and you've got a recipe for a major winner right out the gate. This app is going to blow your mind. If I can share my YouTube videos they are going to blow your mind. If you test this app early you're going to feel like you're on the verge of emotional climax.

Bro with this AI literally nothing is ever stopping me. I have countless great ideas, that's not the problem, I can't code that's always been the problem and my brain isn't wired that way. Now the sky is the freakin' limit man and just wait until you can generate real 3D modern games with more advanced mechanics to see what I'll come up with. I have like five solid money making app ideas a day and when I work on them all day I finish at LEAST one of them. When I say finish I of course mean the opposite lol I mean I start with the first test version I've just finished planning it and doing the core code already I just still need to flesh out the features.

Damnnnn dude I got distracted while writing this because I came up with another SICK idea for the app: have an option to procedurally input all the variables a user would typically put in. All possible data that the user typically would input- the AI synthesises and then puts into itself to spit out the stuff that it then uses to teach itself LOL then teach itself LOL it's crazy how well it works. I am putting in this entire experience generation for lazy/scared/curious people and testers or those treating it like a game before they try the app in partial then full honesty for themselves. Pressing to do the abovementioned function will randomly generate a completely different complex entirely human individual each time (because of all my sauce it's 10/10) for lazy people or curious people or scared people so that it fills out all the forms and clicks all the buttons visually for them on the screen and goes through to generate the character analysis and story and moral guidance based on it's own entirely made up yet complex average person with average mundane yet also crippling and complex issues (will add option for bad people, good people, normal people) they're struggling to grasp with. Obviously this is a big feature to add so although I've seen it perfectly type in and navigate the forms and test results very clean and engagingly when it gets to the loading screen for the story generation etc it freezes and if i try to then use the normal user inputed option it doesn't work anymore so I've decided this reverted fully functioning version from the YouTube video and subsequent videos later on today/tonight I'm going to test with the first interested and more qualified people here. I'm coming here first of all places as there are genuinely some brilliant people on this site from the little I can remember from back in the day before I lost my account password (different complex password for everything).

If you've got to the end of this and still want my YouTube channel just say and if a moderator says it's okay I'll post it in here and if it's not okay you can always reach out. I think it's clear at this point that I'm actually working on this project and I will prove it in a heartbeart to multiple reputable people on the site. I am willing to be entirely transparent about this (assuming someone signs an NDA for all the details needed for truly taking part in an entirely informed and fundamental way)

I'll keep an eye on this thread today and check for replies if any. Someone please tell me if sharing a very brief guide on how to find my YouTube channel safely to watch the intensive test video(s) is okay I don't think it is and at risk of this thread getting deleted please do not give me guidance if you are not 100% sure whether this thread will get deleted or not. (Got my second waaay more in-depth video at a lengthy 4 hours long rendering on my video editor now, gonna take forever though)

Regardless thank you SO much for reading till the end! I will shut the proverbial up now and hopefully get some responses even if just to flame me. All constructive feedback and criticism no matter how harsh (as long as grounded in reality and fair) is MUCH appreciated. Damn if you've even managed to read this entire megolithic body of ramblings and poorly explained concepts alone then hats off to you sir!
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