I forgot the money shot...
"The Lone Wolf wholesale and retail Cigar Company was founded in 1996 by cigar lovers
Chuck Norris and James Belushi."
Throwback:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial"Some of the accusations were described as "bizarre", overlapping with accusations that mirrored the just-starting satanic ritual abuse panic. It was alleged that, in addition to having been sexually abused, they saw witches fly, traveled in a hot-air balloon, and were taken through underground tunnels. When shown a series of photographs by Danny Davis (the McMartins' lawyer),
one child identified actor Chuck Norris as one of the abusers."
But that case (involving 100+ abused children) fell apart amidst an even newer panic: the "false memory" panic! After all these allegations of systemic abuse flooded the media, America concluded that all the therapists and social workers had actually implanted these abuse memories in the minds of said 100+ children.
Case dismissed. Silly social workers!
Years later the "false memory" theory was also debunked as bullshit, but by then everyone had forgotten about the hundreds of raped children. lol.
AND YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS WOULDN'T INVOLVE CHUCK NORRIS AT SOME POINT??? Get real.
