The Whale Temple

[HairyMaclairy]

Hail Whale, full of BTC.
Our Bot sells with thee.
Blessed art thou among bears,
and blessed is the fiat of thy algorithms.
Satoshi.
Holy Whale, Mother of All BTC,
manipulate the news out of China
now and at the hour of our double digit coins.
Amen.

Did a lil remixing to your quote btw ^

came to verify your sacrifice...

However with a bearish post from Rpiella in Adam's observer thread and my crystal ball will have the stars aligning to make a rocket ship constellation.

Praise be to the Crypto, Praise be to the BTC

Nice one. If I can figure out how to post a picture from an iphone without too much faffing ill confirm my sacrifice (six times).  

[HairyMaclairy]

Whales

*to be sung to the tune of Royals by Lorde

I've never seen a Casascius in the flesh
I cut my teeth on doge coins with the groupies
And don't have no vanity address,
In a torn-up town, no QR code envy

But every post's like alt-coins,
Bit Fog, trippin' on the Silk Road
Blockchains, ball gowns, hashin' the mining boom,
We don't care, we're driving Lamborghinis in our dreams.
But everybody's like Bubble, black hat, bitcoins on your press release.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love of bears.

And we'll never be whales (Whales).
It don't run in our FUD,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your p2p pooler (pooler),
You can call me BTC
And baby I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool.
Let me live that fantasy.

My friends and I—we've cracked the  code.
We count our millbits on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from crypto.  

[KARHU]

Worshiping false prophets will lead you to ruin. There are only two ethereal spirits of the market, and you must pay them both their dues. Even whales shrink from KARHU and the bull.

REPENT!

[spiderbrain]

And we'll never be whales (Whales).

so good

[hyphymikey]

Whales

*to be sung to the tune of Royals by Lorde

I've never seen a Casascius in the flesh
I cut my teeth on doge coins with the groupies
And don't have no vanity address,
In a torn-up town, no QR code envy

But every post's like alt-coins,
Bit Fog, trippin' on the Silk Road
Blockchains, ball gowns, hashin' the mining boom,
We don't care, we're driving Lamborghinis in our dreams.
But everybody's like Bubble, black hat, bitcoins on your press release.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love of bears.

And we'll never be whales (Whales).
It don't run in our FUD,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your p2p pooler (pooler),
You can call me BTC
And baby I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool.
Let me live that fantasy.

My friends and I—we've cracked the  code.
We count our millbits on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from crypto.  

clap clap.... well done!

[hyphymikey]

Dear Whales,

My birthday is on Wednesday, and my grandmother gave me $250 to spend. Please bring the price down just long and low enough for me to get at least half of a bitcoin.

Thank You!

(I am not joking)

[mb300sd]

Please sacrifice coins to signature address. Will dump 2 coins for every coin received.

[NewLiberty]

An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs

[chessnut]

An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs

so music,
very lyrics,
such sound,
much terrible.

[TERA]

It is time for the bulls to join in prayer and call upon the great wall whale from Mar 4 to save them from impending doom.

[NewLiberty]

An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs

so music,
very lyrics,
such sound,
much terrible.

Much terrible indeed, we taped the first rehearsal now, still not up to speed yet though.
When your chorus is up to doing hymns too, please join the fun.
https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/bitcoin-ghost-miners

Edit: I sped it up to give my friends a tempo for which they can strive.

[MatTheCat]

It is time for the bulls to join in prayer and call upon the great wall whale from Mar 4 to save them from impending doom.

Not so much impending as slow and agonising.....plenty time for losses to be cut I would imagine.

[NewLiberty]

[blatchcorn]

Hello whales. I see have not even begun trading yet this past month (not on exchanges at least) because this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support. At what point are you going to make the first 50k btc dump?

Some things never change

[NewLiberty]