Bitcoin has its first CEO!

[mrhelpful]

ceo of bitcoin mr satoshi shouldnt it be lol.

[Gleb Gamow]

Oh wait, what does CEO mean?

Select the meaning below.  

Cranky Eccentric Oldster
Cranky Evil Ogre
Corrupt Executive Officer
Company Entertainer Octopus
Cock Eyed Optimist
Clown Executive Officer
Citrus Entity Overlord
Chief Embezzling Offender
Cheap Entertaining Opponent
Cutting Everything Out
Can't Even Operate   

I'll go with Cranky Entertaining Octopussy, albeit Cheap Evil Oldster does have a nice ring to it. 

[AGD]

but ... I am the CEO of Bitcoin (voted by my friends more than a year ago)
To be the new CEO you have to get rid of me first.

If it's not documented on the internet, then your claim is not true... With all due respect.

So everything that existed before and besides the internet is not true? Man, am I old....