+1
my posts were deleted by the devs so i have to announce a new topic to reveal those badasses.
If you take out the specifics from your story, you have a mad libs game for each and every coin in existence. All you have to do is speed up the time scale in order to fill in the blanks.
This entire section of the forums is this same way; just different intervals on the same relative graph.
Once you wake up to this realization, you'll be a happier camper.
Good luck with your crusade.