cryptocoins compared to programming languages

[lordoliver]

I came up with a nice illustration about cryptocurrencies.
I am just thinking about it was, as the first web backend programming languages came out and try to compare them with the cryptocurrencies.
So in my opinion will be:

Bitcoin -> Perl
Litecoin -> PHP
NXT -> Java
BitsharesX -> C#
Bytecoin/Monero -> Python
Ethereum -> Node.Js

any other views? ;-)
And... how many Languages do you think have a chance to survive?

[KriszDev]

You can't compare crypto coins that are made in C++ with other programming languages. (program is made with code so program != other programing language)

[MisO69]

I like to compare them to beer 

Bitcoin - Labatt Blue
Litecoin - Molson Canadian
NXT - Stella Artois
BitsharesX - Erdinger Dunkel
Bytecoin/Monero - Bud light
Ethereum - Heiniken

How many beers can you drink? Me personally I like Stella and the Erdinger. Bud light is nice on a hot summer day. This fall I'll be drinking the Canadian once my scrypt asics arrive. Labatt Blue for BTC because that was high school beer. The first ... the one that started it all.

[kevin08]

I like Stella, and Heiniken since they increased the alcohol content. IMO Heiniken used to taste like piss when it was 3% alcohol, but tastes great now it's over 5%. IMO Ethereum looks shit right now, but perhaps they will do something that makes it great in the future (just like Heiniken).

[Nxtblg]

I like to compare them to beer 

Bitcoin - Labatt Blue
Litecoin - Molson Canadian
NXT - Stella Artois
BitsharesX - Erdinger Dunkel
Bytecoin/Monero - Bud light
Ethereum - Heiniken

Mmmm...beeer..