Spoetniks totally owning this poll
I don't know about being the Altcoin King but Spoetnik does work at the Burger King in Kelowna, does this count?
No better place to live, was better when I was a kid cause they had flintstones park, wild waters and the roller rink (bulldozed for a cineplex), Wild and wet, miniput, and old mcdonalds farm (bulldozed for condos), butterfly world (bulldozed) but atleast Scandia is still there and I think they recently finished a giant wave pool where you could go surfing. Maybe it would be better to swim in the lake in the summer or snowboard at Big White/Silverstar in the winter and build snowmen. If you are ever in the area you should definitely try the Icewine, they pick the grapes just after the first frost and juice them while they are still frozen so it captures more of the sugars.
You live in a nice place Spoetnik