Bitcoin Slam Poetry Thread

[r3wt]

The Bitcoin Slam poetry thread

Theymos: The worlds greatest Forum administrator.

bitminter client: for those who enjoy being hacked by 15 year old chinese kids with 10 minutes of Java experience.

MCXfee: because realsolid needed 5 million dollars worth of bitcoin

NXT: because Mastercoin didn't scam enough money the first time.

Unencrypted wallet.dat's. Because securing your wallet is over rated anyway.

weak account passwords: because oh my tiny brain, i can't remember a complex password, i'm melting i'm melting

Mike Hearn: Probably an FBI Agent

China bans bitcoin: no one cares.

TradeFortress: because no one reports multimillion dollar thefts to the police, thats crazy talk.

lol wut: one of the oddest threads this board has ever seen

bfgminer: because obscure hipsters need a miner software that isn't cgminer

cgminer: because google and malware bytes hate Ckolivas

Vlad2vlad: Because cocaine and Ipods are the perfect combination

iGotSpots: Has nightmares of spoetnik jerking off to his messages in the cryptsy troll box.

Chinese people who forget how to speak english as soon as they submit support tickets

Other asian people who mock them behind their back for being notorious scammers.

Dogecoin: Because Internet marketing campaigns convince idiots to dump millions into worthless ideas.

[Moneroman88]

Why has there never been a reply to this nice topic?

I've enjoyed reading this.

Bitcoin Slam Poetry Thread? Hilarious! keep them coming.

[dimastegar]

I am interested in this sentence "Dogecoin: Because Internet marketing campaigns convince idiots to dump millions into worthless ideas." An idiot would be better replaced by a hasty person.