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chipmadness (OP)
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December 01, 2014, 09:22:51 AM |
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Anyone here know some Bitcoin related pickup lines to pick up the ladies?  "Hey baby, want to see something huge? Take a look at my Bitcoin wallet baby" Works everytime....  |
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oblivi
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December 02, 2014, 12:35:21 AM |
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The dollar is is still the nº1 sexy money. Maybe in 30 years you can run old perv gradpa game braging about your 5 BTC wallet.
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cyberpinoy
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December 02, 2014, 01:15:47 AM |
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Hey baby want to mix algos and create a hash of our own?
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Vod
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December 02, 2014, 01:23:39 AM |
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I can do it 25 times in 10 minutes?
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chipmadness (OP)
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December 02, 2014, 03:06:01 AM |
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I can do it 25 times in 10 minutes?
Lmfao  That line will pick up any lady |
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ChuckBuck
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December 02, 2014, 04:47:28 AM |
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"You want me for my love of crypto, or are you just after my wallet.dat?"
"If I take over 51% of your hash rate, could I take you home with me?"
"Nice blockchain, wanna fork?"
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e1ghtSpace
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December 02, 2014, 11:04:15 AM |
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"Nice blockchain, wanna fork?"
 nice one! Unfortunately I suck at creating jokes that normal people understand. |
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ChuckBuck
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December 02, 2014, 03:41:23 PM |
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"If I serve as a Node, can I make your network more secure"
"I don't usually Algo, but when I do it's SHA-256 or Scrypt-N"
"Nice Trezor, can I load it up with you offline?"
"Is that an ASIC Miner in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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VistaSharpie
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December 02, 2014, 05:01:19 PM |
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Ay girl, I'll let you mine my bitcoin anyday...
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BittBurger
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December 02, 2014, 10:08:47 PM |
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This might sound ridiculous but Bitcoin is actually becoming a symbol of wealth in the Miami club scene.
At least those who have a large balance of them.
I've heard more than a few girls in "da club" say things like "So you're the Bitcoin guy eh?" to a few friends of mine .... while batting eyelashes....
True story.
-B-
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OgNasty
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December 02, 2014, 10:37:45 PM |
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Is that a Bitcoin in your pocket, because I've got your private key.
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franky1
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December 03, 2014, 04:10:45 AM |
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girl: so what do you do?
guy: im an international funds manager
... then just watch her eyes glaze over and think your her rich prince. and then take her to your bedroom
just be sure to tell her in the morning that she was fun, but your not rich
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Snipe85
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December 03, 2014, 05:34:47 AM |
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This actually sounds good. Much better than "wanna go to my place? I have a huge... bitcoin miner"
This reminds me of that old joke.
Two guys talking:
-how was the evening with that new girl?
-we went home, I took her clothes off, we moved to my bedroom and I sat her on the table next to my new laptop
-you bought a new laptop? What specs?
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lamela
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December 03, 2014, 08:25:55 AM |
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This actually sounds good. Much better than "wanna go to my place? I have a huge... bitcoin miner"
This reminds me of that old joke.
Two guys talking:
-how was the evening with that new girl?
-we went home, I took her clothes off, we moved to my bedroom and I sat her on the table next to my new laptop
-you bought a new laptop? What specs?
lol..classic geek joke..! I love em! |
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turvarya
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December 03, 2014, 08:34:38 AM |
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This might sound ridiculous but Bitcoin is actually becoming a symbol of wealth in the Miami club scene.
At least those who have a large balance of them.
I've heard more than a few girls in "da club" say things like "So you're the Bitcoin guy eh?" to a few friends of mine .... while batting eyelashes....
True story.
-B-
How much Bitcoins are a large balance? |
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AnonBitCoiner
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December 03, 2014, 10:13:32 AM |
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This actually sounds good. Much better than "wanna go to my place? I have a huge... bitcoin miner"
This reminds me of that old joke.
Two guys talking:
-how was the evening with that new girl?
-we went home, I took her clothes off, we moved to my bedroom and I sat her on the table next to my new laptop
-you bought a new laptop? What specs?
lol..classic geek joke..! I love em! Srs doe, he'll tell you about the girl afterwards anyways; gotta find out about them specs. haha. If you find a girl that'd understand the BitCoin pickup lines, you've got a keeper |
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December 03, 2014, 01:36:21 PM |
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Best thing is to print the no 1 biggest bitcoin addressess QR Code on a T-Shirt, with the words ..."Want to scan my wallet, and see if you like me more?" Just do not print "Worked at MtGox" - they will spit in your face. |
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ed_teech
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December 04, 2014, 12:04:28 AM |
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"You're hotter than my KnC babe."
"I'm tired of solo mining babe. Lets pool !"
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