There's a great story, actually. I was drunk and approached a tattoo parlor that a friend suggested, hoping to convince them to accept Bitcoin. I vowed to get a Bitcoin tattoo and tell our local reporter friend if he began accepting, and when he agreed, I had to go through with it.
I dont think i would have trusted getting a tat from a place that had a toilet in that condition....
If the selfie was taken at home in your toilet, please accept my apology.
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