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April 08, 2015, 09:34:01 PM
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I should gamble on my favourite team! They can't afford to loose this week!
Ps: I'm done now betting :/

Result: I had to borrow money to pay my bills this month Grin


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April 08, 2015, 09:42:42 PM
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The website says that the 10% a week is guaranteed, so that's ok.

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April 08, 2015, 09:49:42 PM
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"This random guy on the internet is asking for some bitcoins to save his family from a nigerian prince, better help him with all I have, sure he will turn them back with interest"
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April 08, 2015, 09:50:38 PM
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"Dice site, 90% chance of winning, aaaand its gone" The cycle usually repeats
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April 08, 2015, 11:55:08 PM
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"This new altcoin seems very promising: it uses a way more efficient mining algorithm than Bitcoin!"

In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
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April 08, 2015, 11:57:47 PM
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Or question: "Hey guys, which wallet do you recommend to store my bitcoins: Btc-E or Cryptsy?"

In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
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April 09, 2015, 02:27:14 AM
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Or question: "Hey guys, which wallet do you recommend to store my bitcoins: Btc-E or Cryptsy?"
Btc-E is pretty truth worthy, I would not use it for huge amounts of storage unless I'm trading.

It would be a pretty good hot wallet though.
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April 09, 2015, 03:03:36 AM
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"It says 'THIS IS NOT A SCAM' right on the homepage. Sold!"
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April 09, 2015, 03:19:45 AM
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"This faucet allows claiming at 500 satoshi, which is 8hrs on landofbitcoin. It also says I should try 5000 satoshi if I don't receive the btc within 3 days. Okay...., apparently after a week then their maybe a technical problem"

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April 09, 2015, 05:32:16 AM
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I can put my BTC to work helping grow the BTC ecosystem and totally make a profit too! These BTC securities are awesome!
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April 09, 2015, 06:09:01 AM
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1. Ok, So I invest $100 in this cloud mining service {insert CEX.IO} and if all calculations is correct, I will ROI in 12 months. {This acctually makes sense to some people, to wait for 12 months to ROI}

2. This Bitcoin gambling site, says "Provably Fair" .... I can trust them MORE than the rest.

3. To see proofs of payments scroll down ..... {So NO proof of payment can be faked?}

These are just some of the dumb things we believe and then we get burned.  Angry  ..... It sux to pay school fees, and to be a noobie in a Bitcoin minefield.

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April 09, 2015, 06:40:44 AM
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I'll wait to buy in, it hasn't bottomed out yet.

I trust...

Bitcoin 2.0 is...

Josh is ...

It's VC-backed so it must be ok

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April 09, 2015, 06:51:24 AM
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"My bitcoins are safe and sound inside an online wallet."
People who do this should be punished,

No they shouldn't. If they are it's poor security and/or bad luck.

This currency is designed to interface with the fucking internet. Keeping it in your fucking brain or on a piece of paper is absurd to most people. (Though obviously it's what I do, along with every other old skool bitcoiner) but give people a chance to learn the true implication of having no central authority to turn to when coins you legitimately (or not) acquired are taken from you without your consent!

As far as keeping coins in gox though....that was fucking stupid. I don't have much sympathy for anyone that did that. They had over a year of shoddy occurrences to alert them to the precariousness of that dependency.  

Society doesn't scale.
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April 09, 2015, 06:54:18 AM
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Oh and by the way my statement....

"I'll just pay for this too-good-to-be-true bitcoin miner pre-order using BTC itself! Cos...yeah!"

optional extra: "The miner only cost me 8.6 BTC! It should hopefully arrive within the year and difficulty shouldn't go up that much!"

Society doesn't scale.
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April 09, 2015, 07:30:40 AM
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Cloud mining with a new company that promises me 500% ROI, this sounds too good, it MUST be true.

<Insert name here> is a trusted member of this forum and he wouldn't ruin that for a few BTC, he will pay back my collateral free loan.

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April 09, 2015, 10:51:52 AM
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"Today is my lucky day... Let us get this casino bankrupt!"  Grin
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April 09, 2015, 01:44:26 PM
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Cloud mining contract  Grin

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April 09, 2015, 02:07:05 PM
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"I just bought something on the marketplace here and I sent first and now the user has logged out and isn't replying to my messages"  Grin
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April 09, 2015, 02:24:19 PM
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I can imagine something similar like these:
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April 09, 2015, 02:39:48 PM
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" I found a website that if you enter your private key they will tell you if its a lucky number!"

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