Oh man I just looked behind the bitcoin curtain and all I saw were hundreds of naked, writhing bodies and some kind of multi-armed stabbing robot wading around, beeping at things (and then sometimes stabbing them, obviously). There was a cat high up on a large golden toilet, for some reason. I think he was in charge, as his meows were played over a loudspeaker. Off in the distance were four apes guarding the door to the encryption room. They looked pretty tough, even by famously-rigorous Ape Standards. The biggest one had a nose ring and was wearing brass knuckles on both his hands and his feet.
The screaming alone was enough to deter me from ever wanting to look again. I couldn't imagine someone actually making it through the door into the encryption room, even if they were armed with a good crossbow and perhaps a blackjack or mace. Hmmm a decent sjambok or jutte might work, though, but I don't want to try because my agility is only 7 because I took a lot of points in constitution and charisma.
Anyway, that curtain is there for a reason, pal.
How many bitcoins a month to get your ass full-time continuing THGTTG saga?
