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September 13, 2012, 08:09:31 PM
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Here's the deal:

I have a slipped disc, can't work and am basically tied to my apartment. That's pain *and* boredom at the same time. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel:

So you guys fund me 10 BTC which I will use to open an account at GLBSE to happily click through lots of bright and shiney charts and eventually "invest" the coins as if I knew what I was doing.

In case of extreme success, riches, b*tches and swag I'll post an animated GIF of a kitteh in this thread to compensate investors and thank them for their trust in my ability to successfully click buttons.

In case of delayed or instant bankruptcy I'll post a frowney face to this thread to remind investors that life sometimes sucks diddely-dick if you give your money to an idiot who just wants some distraction.

So why hesitate?
Shoot at 1BiydtVVD8k2LNSqa61NtdxHqzHeUV4kEG now!

(Or dial 1-800-AAAAND-ITS-GONE for further information.)

I honestly thank you for your patience.

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September 13, 2012, 08:14:18 PM
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Seems legit.
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September 13, 2012, 08:24:49 PM
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September 13, 2012, 08:25:30 PM
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I wouldn't invest until you have at least double the number of forum posts.  You could be a scammer!

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September 13, 2012, 08:35:27 PM
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I wouldn't invest until you have at least double the number of forum posts.  You could be a scammer!
Doubling post quantity would move me from scammer to spammer.

Ok, in case of loss I'll put two frowney faces in one post. How does that sound to you?
Amount of kitteh is subject to availability of swag and cuteness.

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September 14, 2012, 01:53:39 AM
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Show pics of your lameness, or it ain't real.
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September 14, 2012, 02:41:10 PM
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Show pics of your lameness, or it ain't real.



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September 21, 2012, 11:55:24 PM
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