Worst Holiday Ever

[ihatechristmas]

Christmas is the reason i have to wait 5 days until my Neodymium magnet arrives in the post.  Christmas is the reason i have to wait 5 days until i can go swimming at my local park.
Christmas is the reason why i can't get a big mac for 2 days.
Christmas is the reason why i can't buy a ham salad sandvich from my local shop for 3 days.
Christmas is the reason my neighbourhood is lit up with 3000 lumen leds preventing me sleeping at night.
Christmas is the reason why i have to put up with deluded riff raff who don't know why they celebrate christmas at all.

Christmas is based on a lie thank you Jesus for making me wait +5 days for my N52 10"x5" neodymium magnet.

With the shithole state of the economy and the parasites that live in this world it never ceases to amaze me how sad all you Christmas freaks are thank thuck its only 1 day in the year that tapers off unfortunately for days. . . . . . . .


ITS CHRISTMASSSSSSS u sad bastards

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[wez]

Let's hope you survive those 5 days.

[samuelseidel]

ROFL  I hope that will not repeat next year 

[Ernstew]

One when i get a fever and was on the seaside with temperature 3 days in bed..waited 6 months and preparing for vacation and planing it and after this 3 days i was weak 2 days more...horrible